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Post one question and our local oracle, sage, shall reveal the answer. You may change your question at any time until we announce that there will be no further questions accepted. Your questions will be read aloud by a randomly chosen Team 1chan staff member. You must not post your question anonymously to qualify. If the community enjoys this program, it will become a weekly show on 1chan.
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Why is tee such a '38 Beetle?
>>2976 why is michelob ultra so fucking bad? i mean its good for like the first sip then its bad
Do you love me, sage?
why dont you ever talk to me sage why
do you smell what the rock is cooking? are you watching summerslam?
>>3079 pick one sage
do you do any drugs, sage
What do you drive?
How is imagine touch the sky?
how can i get gf
I'm new, got invited today. How do you make this update other than pushing refresh?
>>3254 I don't think we have an auto-updater yet, but it should be on Tee's to-do list.
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Will a girl ever love me
>>3515 nope.
>>3517 I was asking sage m8
Will you show us your tits or dick?
>>3528 Well it IS a she...
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>>3531 dubs get
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How much will it cost to fix my huge front teeth?
>>3561 pic isn't me. just an example
>>3562 also, didn't mean to put it on anon
Why is it when I click threads it leads me to my account?
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>>2976 what came first, the chicken or the egg? because although i am enlightened i still cannot get this question right
>>4679 Yeah saved threads is not implemented yet. It will be soon.
how do i stop the voices in my head
What is the answer to life?
why can I not modify or delete my boards
>>4696 Dinosaurs had eggs way before chickens
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Are you guys working on something like 4chanx? I really love those features, and it's the main thing keeping me over there instead of here
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Is it wrong to be strong?
why i got all these bitches on my dick, sage? i'm rolling in pussy, but a nigga aint got time for that.
>>6151 this it would be a great feature yes i know it would be difficult to implement something like this Other than that, good job guys...
Once we use up our 10 invitations, is that it?
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>>6172 camper van TALK TO ME >thats why they call me terry tibbs
Would it be considered advertising if I was to post a link to a movie I'm streaming?
>>6185 fank yew much luv good nite
How would you do that?
>>8176 I think it refers more to spam and shit like that. Like "hey go to christianmingle.com to meet your blah blah..."
>>8221 okay thanks.
What are the plans for this site? I'm really interested in watching it grow into something magnificent.
What's an easy way to make 1500 dollars?
How do I add a NSFW tag? Do you plan on making people pay for this site in the long run?
>>8520 NSFW is a checkbox right above the post box next to Bump and Anonymous. As for money, Tee's not moneyhungry. Besides, everyone would leave if he did that, so it'd be a stupid idea. That being said, donations are always gladly looked upon. You can find out how to donate on the >>FAQ page.
>>2976 Shall I drink tea or coffee for breakfast?
is the ass phat?
What kind of pizza should i get tomorrow?
Why can i not get a GF sage? plz help me
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>>8964 You should get a Pepperoni pizza with double Pepperoni and extra cheese. They're the best.
9000 get
Why does tee love donuts that aren't even round?
>>9000 nice get buddy
Why can't I get the fuck off 1chan and go to bed
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>>9001 >>9002 >>9003
donut
>>9000 Too much get talk here. But damn, still a nice one.
>>9005 fuckn lel
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