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43200
No.43200  [Reply]

>place still alive
well-well


No.43202

we're starving tee


No.43208

tee has died of dysentery


No.43209

tee i miss u


No.43222

Dysentery, 2016’s new miracle diet


No.43229

Thin it to win it: 2016



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No.43118  [Reply]

I wish it was still 97
Itt: we 90s


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No.43171

Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun–(YouTube)

43171



No.43195

>>43169
okay so what he was snorting pills. he was still a total lyrical genius. (relapse was awful tho)


No.43198

>>43195
I disagree, Relapse is very underrated


No.43226

>>43195
I think you misinterpreted what I said. If anything he was better then on drugs than he is now being sober.
>>43198
Relapse really wasn't very good. Starting with the eminem show it went way downhill until mm lp 2 (which was good but he'll never top slim shady and Marshall Mathers)


No.43228

>>43226
Then yes I did misunderstand, and I agree with all of that.



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No.43225  [Reply]

Okay, I admit it. COD is a sellout game. Okay, I admit it. COD has just gotten worse as the years go on. Okay, I admit it. I am a fucking moron for purchasing this piECE OF SHIT FUCKING RETARDED ASS ASSBURGLARY VIDEO GAME



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43184
No.43184  [Reply]

I heard Halo Reach is backwards compatible with Xbox One now

I need some people nasty af at Reach to play with if/when I get my hands on an Xbox One

Show these young bohls how Reach is played


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No.43192

>>43188

Slipping into your DMs like the slipspace drive onto the Covenant Corvette in the Reach campaign


No.43193

>>43192
sure sounds good i guess.


No.43213

>>43192
UPDATE:
I will be getting Reach very soon, so get your ONE very soon. Also, don't worry about Destiny. Get Star Wars Battlefront. It's so much fun.


No.43220

>>43213

Well first I have a car to buy so it may be a minute


No.43221

>>43220
UPDATE: I already owned reach lol



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43214
No.43214  [Reply]

Really, @Shimazu


No.43215

i don't know why i lol'd so hard


No.43219

>>43214

yes bruv



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No.43210  [Reply]

Okay, so a few years ago, I heard about NORAD Santa Tracker. So this year, I decided to check it out, and apparently Santa visited Detroit??????

I didn't know he did that sort of thing. And what do the gift receivers do with the gifts? Pawn them for drugs?

Someone please help me with this.



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No.43199  [Reply]

the man of my dreams

@spicefiend

Merry christmas you bunch of fucks


No.43201

happy birthday Jesus to all of you


No.43203

>>43201

felix dies natalis solis invicti


No.43204

merry christmas


No.43207

you fucking asshole.



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No.43126  [Reply]

"Hey are you guys hiring?"
"Yeah! Do you need an application?"
"Yes."
"Here. Fill this out and come talk to the manager."
20 minutes later"I filled it out."
"Let me get the manager."

A. "Alright. So you're basically a clean slate I see. OK what are some of your feats?

"Nothing really. I have little to no exp and I need someone to give me a chance."

"If I gave you a job here, could I count on you to be here on time, dressed, cleaned up and ready to go? And you're over 18. That's good."

"Yes sir/ma'am"

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No.43172

>>43168

did you not see the B.? That was part B of it. It wasn't contradicting anything at all technically.

>>43157
> list something
What do you mean?

>>43161
And how would I get exp at all if no one will hire me?


No.43175

>>43172

Intern/Work Experience

And don't give bullshit that it's 'embarrassing for a 20-something to be an intern', people intern if they want experience and there's no other way no matter their age, you just have to be willing


No.43181

>>43175
in other words, go in, do shit for free and hope you get the job and they pay you right?


No.43182

>>43181

If you're a bitter self-entitled pessimist who would rather complain than get shit done to assist future-you, then yeah


No.43196

>>43182
What if I'm not self-entitled.........just like...entitled. I am a millenial, afterall.



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No.43099  [Reply]

post your creations


No.43100

T̳̫̙͓̦ͅh҉̣e̡̤ ̴͉̯̫͚̯La̢͔͖͍̬͈͎s̛̗͔͔t̺̥͇̮̯̻ ̼͓̝̩͕̠H͓̥͢a̪̜lÍ¡Ì«Ì—lÍ€o̜̥w̸̻͓͉͎̯͕e͕͇e͈͚̳̮̭n.avi–(YouTube)

43100

i like this one


No.43165

Shperndaj Dashni–(YouTube)

43165

did this myself



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No.43025  [Reply]

Fresh OC from my facebook feed


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No.43132

so because it is just a body you got no prob sending nudes?


No.43143

>>43025

Yo are all the bitches in Kosova this loose?


No.43153

>>43143
she ain't even from here, i don't know how this ended up on my feed


No.43154

>>43153

Because you get bitches


No.43163

>>43154
tru dat



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No.43128  [Reply]

HAPPY THANKS GIVING

FUCK THE INJUNS

FUCK THE NON-AMERICANS TOO


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No.43131

Fuck the Injuns? Ha! Good luck finding one. ;)


No.43134

native american lady was filming a scat porno, booty eating got mad messy lol.

>>43131
man if they were still around i would cough and spit in their drinks, white man's disease is a bitch.


No.43142

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43142

>>43128

But Creed

You are of non american heritage


No.43145

>>43142
pic related?


No.43146

>>43145

That's Creed circa 2013



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43133
No.43133  [Reply]

>be me 18, complete autistic psycho should be locked up that still lives with parents
>constantly watching dog get more attention and love then lynx
>pissed.png
>wanting to rid of dog but never alone with said dog
>mother and father cuddle dog constantly
>not sure if i should kill or spare dog
>need 1chan's advice

so 1chan what should i do?


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No.43138

if i kill the dog i need a plan.
What poison to use?
how shall i prove i did it?
where shall i upload before and after pics?


No.43139

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43139

>>43133
If the dog was a bastard, I'd say go for it. However, you're just jealous of a dog. You, a human being, jealous of a lower life-form that has done nothing to you. It's not the dog's fault. Maybe you should talk to your parents. Or a psychiatrist.


No.43140

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43140

>>43139
that is true. animals of all kinda are lower life forms then humans. i wouldn't call it jealous but then again what jealous person admits it, but i would consider it ridiculous since the dog provides nothing it just sits arounds and poops. i would prefer not take this to a psychiatrist since if i plan on going through with it i want it to be a clean kill.


No.43141

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43141

Sacrifice it to Zeus and Ares. Receive your blessings then go forth and tackle the Persian scourge like a true man of the phalanx!

Twice already, the Persians have threatened our lands, invaded our homes, killed our people. This time we will not wait for them. This time we will take our spears, we will take our honour, we will go to Persia and destroy them where they stand! We will come back with this shield, or upon it! The Persian jihad ends with us! By Zeus' beard and Ares' spear, we will do to them what they have tried to do to us! We will raze their homes, enslave their families, and execute their soldiers!

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!


No.43144

>>43141
or we could just sacrifice it to 1chan.us for good luck and new members. kinda would be more useful. but i love the effort put into this post



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