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>place still alive
we're starving tee
tee has died of dysentery
tee i miss u
Dysentery, 2016â€™s new miracle diet
Thin it to win it: 2016
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I wish it was still 97
Itt: we 90s
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okay so what he was snorting pills. he was still a total lyrical genius. (relapse was awful tho)
I disagree, Relapse is very underrated
I think you misinterpreted what I said. If anything he was better then on drugs than he is now being sober.
Relapse really wasn't very good. Starting with the eminem show it went way downhill until mm lp 2 (which was good but he'll never top slim shady and Marshall Mathers)
Then yes I did misunderstand, and I agree with all of that.
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Okay, I admit it. COD is a sellout game. Okay, I admit it. COD has just gotten worse as the years go on. Okay, I admit it. I am a fucking moron for purchasing this piECE OF SHIT FUCKING RETARDED ASS ASSBURGLARY VIDEO GAME
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I heard Halo Reach is backwards compatible with Xbox One now
I need some people nasty af at Reach to play with if/when I get my hands on an Xbox One
Show these young bohls how Reach is played
Slipping into your DMs like the slipspace drive onto the Covenant Corvette in the Reach campaign
sure sounds good i guess.
I will be getting Reach very soon, so get your ONE very soon. Also, don't worry about Destiny. Get Star Wars Battlefront. It's so much fun.
Well first I have a car to buy so it may be a minute
UPDATE: I already owned reach lol
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i don't know why i lol'd so hard
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Okay, so a few years ago, I heard about NORAD Santa Tracker. So this year, I decided to check it out, and apparently Santa visited Detroit??????
I didn't know he did that sort of thing. And what do the gift receivers do with the gifts? Pawn them for drugs?
Someone please help me with this.
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the man of my dreams
Merry christmas you bunch of fucks
happy birthday Jesus to all of you
felix dies natalis solis invicti
you fucking asshole.
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"Hey are you guys hiring?"
"Yeah! Do you need an application?"
"Here. Fill this out and come talk to the manager."
20 minutes later"I filled it out."
"Let me get the manager."
A. "Alright. So you're basically a clean slate I see. OK what are some of your feats?
"Nothing really. I have little to no exp and I need someone to give me a chance."
"If I gave you a job here, could I count on you to be here on time, dressed, cleaned up and ready to go? And you're over 18. That's good."
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did you not see the B.? That was part B of it. It wasn't contradicting anything at all technically.
> list something
What do you mean?
And how would I get exp at all if no one will hire me?
And don't give bullshit that it's 'embarrassing for a 20-something to be an intern', people intern if they want experience and there's no other way no matter their age, you just have to be willing
in other words, go in, do shit for free and hope you get the job and they pay you right?
If you're a bitter self-entitled pessimist who would rather complain than get shit done to assist future-you, then yeah
What if I'm not self-entitled.........just like...entitled. I am a millenial, afterall.
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post your creations
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i like this one
did this myself
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Fresh OC from my facebook feed
so because it is just a body you got no prob sending nudes?
Yo are all the bitches in Kosova this loose?
she ain't even from here, i don't know how this ended up on my feed
Because you get bitches
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HAPPY THANKS GIVING
FUCK THE INJUNS
FUCK THE NON-AMERICANS TOO
Fuck the Injuns? Ha! Good luck finding one. ;)
native american lady was filming a scat porno, booty eating got mad messy lol.
man if they were still around i would cough and spit in their drinks, white man's disease is a bitch.
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You are of non american heritage
That's Creed circa 2013
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>be me 18, complete autistic psycho should be locked up that still lives with parents
>constantly watching dog get more attention and love then lynx
>wanting to rid of dog but never alone with said dog
>mother and father cuddle dog constantly
>not sure if i should kill or spare dog
>need 1chan's advice
so 1chan what should i do?
if i kill the dog i need a plan.
What poison to use?
how shall i prove i did it?
where shall i upload before and after pics?
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If the dog was a bastard, I'd say go for it. However, you're just jealous of a dog. You, a human being, jealous of a lower life-form that has done nothing to you. It's not the dog's fault. Maybe you should talk to your parents. Or a psychiatrist.
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that is true. animals of all kinda are lower life forms then humans. i wouldn't call it jealous but then again what jealous person admits it, but i would consider it ridiculous since the dog provides nothing it just sits arounds and poops. i would prefer not take this to a psychiatrist since if i plan on going through with it i want it to be a clean kill.
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Sacrifice it to Zeus and Ares. Receive your blessings then go forth and tackle the Persian scourge like a true man of the phalanx!
Twice already, the Persians have threatened our lands, invaded our homes, killed our people. This time we will not wait for them. This time we will take our spears, we will take our honour, we will go to Persia and destroy them where they stand! We will come back with this shield, or upon it! The Persian jihad ends with us! By Zeus' beard and Ares' spear, we will do to them what they have tried to do to us! We will raze their homes, enslave their families, and execute their soldiers!
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!
or we could just sacrifice it to 1chan.us for good luck and new members. kinda would be more useful. but i love the effort put into this post