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No.43133  [Reply]

>be me 18, complete autistic psycho should be locked up that still lives with parents
>constantly watching dog get more attention and love then lynx
>wanting to rid of dog but never alone with said dog
>mother and father cuddle dog constantly
>not sure if i should kill or spare dog
>need 1chan's advice

so 1chan what should i do?

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if i kill the dog i need a plan.
What poison to use?
how shall i prove i did it?
where shall i upload before and after pics?


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If the dog was a bastard, I'd say go for it. However, you're just jealous of a dog. You, a human being, jealous of a lower life-form that has done nothing to you. It's not the dog's fault. Maybe you should talk to your parents. Or a psychiatrist.


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that is true. animals of all kinda are lower life forms then humans. i wouldn't call it jealous but then again what jealous person admits it, but i would consider it ridiculous since the dog provides nothing it just sits arounds and poops. i would prefer not take this to a psychiatrist since if i plan on going through with it i want it to be a clean kill.


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Sacrifice it to Zeus and Ares. Receive your blessings then go forth and tackle the Persian scourge like a true man of the phalanx!

Twice already, the Persians have threatened our lands, invaded our homes, killed our people. This time we will not wait for them. This time we will take our spears, we will take our honour, we will go to Persia and destroy them where they stand! We will come back with this shield, or upon it! The Persian jihad ends with us! By Zeus' beard and Ares' spear, we will do to them what they have tried to do to us! We will raze their homes, enslave their families, and execute their soldiers!



or we could just sacrifice it to 1chan.us for good luck and new members. kinda would be more useful. but i love the effort put into this post

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No.43113  [Reply]

I'm back, by the way. This place ain't dead after all. I guess I'll stick around.


Do you believe it's dead yet?


How about now?


Yeah is ded now


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No.43111  [Reply]

"When they find the body, all of Russia will cry for war."

You may know this quote from one controversial point from a video game. But what's the relevance of this quote?

The one terrorist that was killed by French authorities in Paris had a Syrian passport on his person (the other 7 died by suicide bombing). Now, let me change something.

"When they find his body, all of France will cry for war."

Now, let me quote Francois Hollande: "This is an act of war."

Accomplices to the attacks have been caught and tracked. But how? Let me expand Makarov's quote, then change it to be relevant to the events.

"The American thought he could deceive us. When they find that body, all of Russia will cry for war."

"The Syrian thought he could deceive us. When they find that body, all France will cry for war."
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This was a great read, Chub. Thank you

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No.43090  [Reply]

Happy Halloweekend 1chan!
We made a mostly Halloween-themed album!
Check it:


lol I've been waiting for this a long time >>42885 <3



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No.43086  [Reply]

So in the last few months, after going to the mall, going to normal stores, and doing things IRL, I've come to the conclusion that I hate most if not all normal people. Now, I realize this sounds beta/elitist but after I've learned more from the internet than I have from real life, it makes me... I don't know.

It's like when I see someone where a Batman or Superman shirt. To me that screams"I don't know anything about Justice League or Batman, I can't even name 3 Robins from the comic books. I wear this cause it's cool" and that annoys me. Why? Cause to me, when I see something I like I want to talk about it. I'm a very out going person and when I find any interest in something or someone, I want to talk to them about it.

At the mall, as a few people know, I play magic, but shit, those guys? I've watched how they interact with each other and then with outside people. They hardly talk to people, they never make eye contact, they all act like everyone hates them and when I suggest we do something other than Magic, they act like I insulted their mom or something. Even then, I've suggested we dress up once in a while in a costume and 3 of them are like"No that's dumb. Why would you do that?" Why would you do it at a Con? Because it's fun as shit. Unless you're wearing something tight and you get a boner. Then you hate everything.

I go into the Apple store to talk to the reps and they are normally really helpful and know what they are talking about. Not like your average idiot who "Well this one is good for gaming and this one day music." I once asked a rep what he thinks is the user Error in the place that comes in and he said at least 85%. that should tell you something. Considering that (even tho I don't own anything apple yet) I've heard Apple is pretty simple to use, and not that hard to figure out. But most people that own a Mac/iMac/book whatever apple it is, basically... It's a Facebook machine. Not even taken to it's full potential. A friend of mine can take his pro apart, add more ram, remove the SDD/HDD (idr what's in it) and can put it back together, shit he's even replaced the screen by himself, and he's even had to go into terminal thru it and he says that can be a bitch but it works. And yet, as I said, people use it for and even a normal Windows computer as a Facebook machine...

Aside from that, what really annoys me about today in our age is that we are surrounded by tech, the internet, everything we can use to our advantage and yet, people act like it doesn't exist and are the dumbest mother fuckers around. I mean take for example a mom and her daughter getting a laptop at Best Buy. They are browsing, thinking of what to buy, but not realizing that they could Google this shit and see what they like, and see specifically what she needs. When at most, a Tablet with a keyboard. She doesn't need anything fancy cause most school work like an essay? Can be done on a tablet. Shit, I've typed up full paragraphs on a tablet, shit, I've done it on my wii u (you can plug a keyboard in is why).

Point? Tech is always around us and no one uses it. It annoys me. How hard is it to google something? There's always a dummy guide out there for something. My step brother can't go a day with out playing some PS4 game. Me? I've not played anything online in prolly a week cause my friends are busy. I got other things to do. The most interaction I really do any more is Discord. But anyways, I guess what annoys me is that even tho most people are so reliant on the internet, they don't really know how it works. Don't know how to set settings on facebook or twitter. Or how to set all your emails to goto your phone or tablet. Or know that their 3DS has internet on it and can literally get on google/facebook/twitter. I do all the time on my wii u. Shit, I post screenshots of games a lot of time.

I know I sound mad but I'm more annoyed...What do you guys think?


tl;dr it just means you're a big sperg.


I'm going to hit this paragraph by paragraph here...

One, you have to realize that people can like something without being obsessed by it. I happen to like Star Wars and can talk about it ad nauseum. I've read most of the EU books, played the games, etc. However, if someone else is rocking a Darth Vader tshirt, and he hasn't done all that, I don't particularly care. Not everyone is going to like something to the same level as me. As a rational adult, I get that. No sweat off my ass. Some things become popular, some things don't. Just because some dude doesn't know who all three Robins were, doesn't make him less a fan than you or make you any better.

Regarding your second paragraph. Who. Cares.

Guess what, if everyone knew the ins and outs of every OS and computer system, the apple store dudes wouldn't have a job. Not everyone understands everything. There's probably a ton of shit you don't understand. I'm not gonna give you shit and judge you if you can't explain to me what a Feynman curve is. Big deal. Some people are too busy with shit that matters.

Can you change a tire? Can you disassemble an exhaust manifold? Cars are all around us and it annoys me when people don't know how to use cars even though they're everywhere. Some people have preferences regarding things like that. Not everyone wants to use google. Some people prefer human interaction.

In conclusion:
Welcome to the real world, grasshopper.


>Para 1
im not saying to be obsessed but at least be genuinely knowledgeable behind it. Hell even knowing about the Flash Series is fine by me. The ones that bug me are the ones that saw like a season of of it and haven't watch it since or watch like 5 eps and make every excuse in the book to NOT watch it. The posers more or less.


>if everyone knew an os in and out
Not what I mean. Shit, I don't know how the fuck windows, mac or linux works 90% of the time. The only difference is I can fucking google.

>not wanting to use google
Not what I mean either, not human interaction. When the answer is a google search away compared to actually knowing someone IRL that's going to know the answer. Like you can ask some idiot at Best Buy that knows linux as well as some of the guys here do. There's nothing wrong with not knowing but at the same time at least be willing to look into shit. Why is that complicated to be a little knowledgeable.

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No.42495  [Reply]

>coffee, lots of sugar
>Bowl of cheerios
>One raisin cinnamon bagel, buttered

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you look like a homeless woman...




Ya my hairs long and damp. I cut it short yesterday tho.


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o-ok anon

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No.43036  [Reply]

Can someone explain to me what is so bad about furries? I can understand bronies. I mean, shit I am both but not the overly autistic type... I love both when I find the right people to be in it with. Hell, we have 4 bronies at FnM and even then we know when to shut the fuck up about ponies cause we know it's awkward as fuck to talk about with other people who don't like ponies. Hell, my main deck I was running for a while was Pinkie sleeves. The down side is those sleeve rip easy. :\

The furries I've met in real life, aren't that bad. they may have a tail on their keychain, they may even have cat or dog ears. Ive walked around the mall with pika ears on my hat. I've tried on my head and it annoys my head too much. The bronies are another story. The bronies I do know like the autistic ones, holy shit fucking no. I am nothing fucking like that. You guys know me now after my main youtube fixing thread. You guys know what I sound and look like, When I get dressed up and shit I know I don't look autistic. Shit I mean I am on a chan after all. I am a little autistic for being here. But at least 1chan isn't retarded as the others.

Have you guys ever met the autistic furries and or bronies off the internet? Cause it seems to stay on the internet most of the time and the autism just sorta makes everyone cringy. Even then, now, I can't stand normal people after being on the internet all the time. It makes me wanna almost puke... I realize what I'm becoming...

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I'm a level 20 assburglar.



Level 7 Nguyen, new character


Trainer - Pokemon
Duelist - Yugioh

>splicing and stem cells
Yeah, I realize that too. I highly doubt any one cares enough to make it happen anytime soon or try hard enough


Explain what, exactly? How autists tell that the others are autists but not them?
Dude, just chill, do your thing and don't care about those fags that use "autism" as a buzzword.
I'm both too and I don't brag at it like a bitch. You should do the same.


most of the time, yeah im there with you man, but when it comes to idiots, you know how they are about the groups. You can't goto fchan without someone screaming"ILLEGAL PORN!" because it was non-furry related... I've never gotten into furry drama but brony drama? That's another story. I've seen autists there blow the fuck up.over trivial shit like"I'm not a girl... why does no one love me. WAH WAH WAH! I wish I were a pony!! Someone love me! Why is everyone ignoring me!" I meant he dumbest fucking shit you could think of that would come from them, I've seen and it makes you wanna kill people...
Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

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No.43076  [Reply]

Do you fags know that tripfagging is bad?


Do you know you're a '38 Beetle?


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No.43072  [Reply]

Post music that is something i would add to my playlist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KniyOd1kwac


you're welcome


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No.43064  [Reply]

This is me! :3




Not everyone introduces themselves by proclaiming they're a assburglar, furry and weeb. But you do.


Tags exists for a reason, dude.

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No.42794  [Reply]

Turbocharged PC, what do you think?

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neat. They are using an electric motor rather than exhaust gas to drive the compressor.


dude your pc is not even stanced

subbie life!

why one snail when you can twin turbo bro

is your diff even locked, scrub

wanna touge, bro, down this mountain

i pay twice the premium for my insurance because they know i'm going to be in a ditch soon



I'll quad turbo it like an EB110 if you really want me to


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â—¢ â—¥ â—¤ â—¥ â–¸ â—‚



No turbo, no interest

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No.43047  [Reply]

Happy Halloween chubs, Lets make a spooky thread.

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very spooky

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