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41054
No.41054

I became roomates with a 20-something asain man in a shithole city

what do?


No.41056

>>41054
Get used to sucking a slightly smaller cock than the ones you're normally used to.


No.41058

* agent_chaos has joined #rekt


No.41059

>>41058
whut?


No.41063

uppermost leonard


No.41064

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41064

>>41056

git fuckin' styled on


No.41065

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41065

alright niggas i moved in today but not after an ordeal
>go to goodwill to buy a queen matress
>wont fit in the van im driving
>they hand me a spool of rope and refuse to help me put it on the roof
>i tie the handle thingies down with the matress
>i start driving 2 blocks away, 40MPH
>SNAP WOOOSH mattress is on the median and i havent seen it since

pic is the room i moved into, there are no lights so he lent me a lamp


No.41066

>>41065
Is it because he likes to watch when you blow him?


No.41067

>>41066
nigga please from the looks of the place he is too conservative for that

seriously there is jesus shit everywhere


No.41092

>>41067
Someone's about to be saved and inducted into a cult then.


No.41094

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41094

>>41065

Good. Buying a used mattress is like buying used underwear. Might as well buy a cheap foldable mattress instead.


No.41095

>>41065

Why the fuck are you getting such a huge mattress? Is it for the both of you so you can 'huddle for warmth' or something?


No.41125

>>41054
Use him as a bridge to meet azn qts


No.41135

>>41095
cant i have nice things?


No.41139

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41139

>>41095

You don't bring a woman to a single mattress, you fucking plebe...


No.41140

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41140

>>41058
fuckn stroyed son


No.41270

day 14: i learned that he got me as a roomate because his uncle who he lived with went to jail for fapping in public and bail jumping


No.41272

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41272

>>41139

>implying agent chaos is bringing women back anywhere


No.41279

>>41125
dudes s shut-in nerd all he does is play vidya maybe he has a sister or something


No.41589

I can hear him watching spongebob


No.41603

pay your share of the rent and contribute your share of the cleaning



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