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39280
No.39280

you're standing at the pearly gates waiting to be judged for your sins. before you stands god, with his ledger of every piece of information imaginable. before you are judged and sentenced to your fate, god informs you that now is the time to ask any questions you've ever had, for he has all of the answers.


whats the first question you have for god, and why?


No.39282

What's the deal with Airline food anyway? - Me

Damnit, Jerry, how'd you get up here again? - God


No.39283

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39283

How many times, and how much(in litres) did i cum, broken into the following categories:

masturabting
sex
handjobs
blowjobs
wet dreams


No.39284

>>39280
How many women were in love with me and who were they?


No.39291

"Where were you on the night of August 5th?"


No.39295

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39295

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ53kstD-14


No.39317

sage


No.39320

>>39317
You can't sage God.


No.39378

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39378

>>39320
makes a good point :)


No.39389

>>39291
are you asking god where he was?


No.40540

Who created you?


No.40543

inb4 unlaiden swallow
inb4 battletoads



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