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How do I write bad fanfiction?
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All fanfiction is automatically bad
If that's the case then, how do I write fanfiction?
it's like they don't know what to do with their legs but somehow never fall down, fascinating.
I think that it is appropriate for me to re-request an answer to my question at this point in time
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emma watson is 7/10 at best
i'm not saying i wouldn't fuck her
i'm just saying she's not what everyone makes her out to be.
her face is kinda weird and she has no curves
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every one i know wants to bang this broad, i just don't see it, 7/10 at best.
Eeewww! She was gross as a kid. Now, she's fucking gorgeous.
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1chan's new Roach-TV is coming.
Show me your ready face.
Nevermind it's ready
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free cat standing by
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15 years old girl Has Lesbian Orgy For Hamburger and Fries–(YouTube)
Hope you enjoy it. I am already finding new content to laugh it for the new upload.
Here's a hint : Only in murricah can you hear about a black chick having sex for some hamburger and fries.
Isn't murrica just the greatest country ever?
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You could have prevented it.
Will someone blurr this ?
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Here you go.
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During/after a zombie apocalypse, what is left of the government makes you an offer. They want you to design a religion that will unite the remains of human civilization and rekindle the human spirit for a rebuilding of what was. In exchange, they are offering you the last 70 turkey dinners on earth.
What do, Jack?
With what technology? Or are you planning to impersonate him and claim to have been resurrected?
Holograms, bruh. They had a Tupac hologram, why not a lord and saviour one?
>find broken blimp
>duct tape it better
>fly around in it shouting obscenities
>"who the fuck's that?"
>70 turkey dinners
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Post a quote that you love or that you really identify with, other's try to guess just who you are based on the quote.
I'll go first.
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For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.
"Next time you get a little anxiety with a girl, you know, a little intimidated, you look at her, up and down, say to yourself, women are food. Yeah, they are a reward for a man’s hard day’s work. Like a good meal. Why do we call them sugar, honey, sweetie, cupcake. Am I right? They’re our nourishment. They exist to inspire us, with those luscious lips, beautiful tits, round, smooth, creamy asses, Delicious pussies. All waiting to be tasted, licked, bitten, sucked, savored like a fine wine. You get what I’m sayin’?"
I didn't take it to heart, obviously, but I love the quote.
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itt: fbb bingo. if you lose you dont fap for one week.
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Embed: 15 Creepiest Websites On The Internet–(YouTube) Tagged: Internet
i don't know any, just this http://www.joyofsatan.org/
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Firstly this post requires the following song to be playing.
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Feels-inducing images thread, along with original feel guys. Meaning, made them yourself or got it from a friend, so none of the repost everyone's seen.
Doesn't matter if they're good or bad feels, as long as they're related E-10 for emotional content.
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This picture gives me courage
No way that costed any more than 2mil.
what is that kangaroo doing
what summerfags should do
i don't know what you're talking about, there are no summerchubs on 1chan
Embed: PINK GUY COOKS FRIED RICE AND RAPS–(YouTube) Tagged: Music
if you wanna roll with the frying pan,
gotta fry with the heart of a china man,
anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick.
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Roach vs scam tech support : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qu9OiAyAy7
There is one easter egg in the call about a 1chan member. Dare to find it?
53 sec in ''tee'' lost interest
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tfw getting fingered by an octopus
My gf is konpaku youmu from eastern project
thank you don't forget to upvote and retweet on your way out
i'm throwing up
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Holy fucking shit it feels like I'm watching the Goat Worship videos on SentimentalCorp.org
Fuckin' hell now I remember why I left this place.