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File: 1411242176439.png–(0.99MB, 1359x565, 1864.png) Tagged: History, Television

40572
No.40572  [Reply]

>tv series you're looking forward to watch

personally i'm really looking forward to the danish mini series about the 1864 war, it'll air for the first time the 12th october


No.40573

forgot to link the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL9nX3UTAeg



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40561
No.40561  [Reply]

Little things about you.

>Everytime I make tea or a cup of coffee, I always tend to forget about it.


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No.40563

>>40562
I'm the exact opposite. I refuse to eat anything with condiments on it. My cheeseburger had better have fucking beef and cheese on it and nothing else.


No.40565

if i can't find a matching pair of socks i put what i think is the best one on my right foot, also don't carry anything in my left pockets except coins given back from purchases.


No.40566

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40566

>>40561
Fuck, I'm exactly the same.

>>40562
I tend to make myself enjoy foods without condements on them, just like French schools.


No.40569

I take a shit almost every day around 4:00 pm


No.40571

>>40561
Sometimes i pee sitting down for no reason at all



File: 1411190797975.png–(359.03KB, 420x420, 5f982d16480f04521059fce5e280c1c2.png) Tagged: 1chan.us

40567
No.40567  [Reply]

I come back here after almost a year and there's only been 40000 posts? Come on guys.


No.40568

It's slow mayne. No ssl and the ISPs gonna raep ur passwordz and accounts n stuff and things


No.40570

>40000 divided by 365 gives about 109 posts a day.

I'd say it's bretty good and a lot faster than most other non-mainstream chans.



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40542
No.40542  [Reply]

Post Desktop.


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No.40557

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40557

ta-daaaa!


No.40558

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40558

cum at me


No.40559

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40559



No.40560

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40560

>>40559
>This copy is not genuine


No.40564

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40564




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40490
No.40490  [Reply]

Prove you're the most fuckable chub

>tfw creative look away from camera


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No.40535

>>40532
okay... this is now a CP thread


No.40536

>>40532
bae <3


No.40537

>>40526
78
Pa?


No.40554

I am most fuckable. want proof? I'm not a fucking virgin like you fags.


No.40556

>>40554
would not bang



File: 1406663913075.png–(23.00KB, 668x257, Cjdns_logo.png) Tagged: 1chan.us, Internet, Philosophy, Programming, Technology

38878
No.38878  [Reply]

Anyone else want to get into hyperboria, are you into CJDNS? There's a small distributed network in modesto that I'm a member of but really it's just for connecting a few assholes together for lan gaming and shit. I'd like to get into something bigger. Tell me your stories, show me your successes and failures, share an interest with me.


No.38880

http://hyperboria.net/


No.38881

im in


No.40551

fuck cjdns. cjd is so faggy he makes tee look good.


No.40553

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40553

>>40551
how dare you question our tee/tee overlord?



File: 1401607237233.jpg–(66.66KB, 572x335, thickerandstronger.jpg) Tagged: Health & Fitness, News, Social

37321
No.37321  [Reply]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/gallactic-cap-condom_n_5417946.html


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No.38772

Can't HIV be contracted on the shaft as well? Also why hasn't anybody thought of a small device that you could place WITHIN the penis, so that it blocks sperm from coming out? Would work so well, as well as leaving the cap exposed for pleasure. When you would take it out, expect buckets of cum to rocket out. Marvelous.


No.38780

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38780

>>37322

>Friend dies from HIV
>Creates a condom that doesn't protect from HIV at all


No.38918

>>38780
lel


No.38951

>>37327
A witty remark, made me chuckle.


No.40552

>>38772

OH JESUS. have you ever had your gf stick her finger up your urethra just before you cum? It feels horrible.



File: 1407036009960.jpg–(3.91MB, 2448x3264, 2014-08-02 23.03.57.jpg) Tagged: 1chan.us, Request

39041
No.39041  [Reply]

Everybody wish @StrayBullet a happy fucking birthday

make sure he gets all the handsome presents he deserves


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No.39104

>>39101
barack obama
me
michael keaton
george lopez
morgan freeman
george rr fartin
king henry the eighth
king kong's dong
arnold schwarzenegger
arnold palmer
steven seagull
robert louis stevenson
abraham "fuckedergood" lincoln
the first homoerectus
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No.39106

>>39104
>Abraham "fuckedergood" Lincoln.


No.39125

Happy Birthday


No.39149

>>39101
Man, after the shit I've posted, I know everyone's seen my dick.


No.40550

you haven't died for a year, and you want us to congratulate you on this accomplishment?

you are a bad, bad man and you should feel bad.



File: 1404290122459.jpg–(131.45KB, 614x800, image.jpg) Tagged: Literature

37969
No.37969  [Reply]

How do I write bad fanfiction?


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No.39540

>>38238
I think that it is appropriate for me to re-request an answer to my question at this point in time


No.39561

>>37969

As a fanfiction writer myself, I will detail for you what makes a fanfiction bad.

1) Flawless characters with no development or personal conflicts

2)God-like characters with little or no self-control

3)Shadow magic

4)Shadow magic

5) SHADOW. FUCKING. MAGIC.

6) impossibly hard situations that are solved in an impossible amount of time by way of adding abilities/traits to characters arbitrarily and with little or no explanation.
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No.39773

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39773

>>37969

Fan fiction is most often a ploy to distract oneself of the follies of their own mundane existence. In that regard, there may be two reasons why your fan fiction sucks:

1. Your life doesn't suck as much as it should. You should fuck things up in your life so you can intensely withdraw and place yourself in whatever fucked up world you want.

2. Your life is so shitty, and you existence perceived so grim, you cannot disconnect yourself from self pity and loathing. Fan fiction, it would seem is a feckless pursuit to distract yourself from...well... your life.

I'd say the obvious answer is to get drunk and figure out which category you fit into.


No.40541

>>39561
What is shadow magic?


No.40549

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40549

>>39773
I concur



File: 1402295031927.jpg–(704.46KB, 1284x1354, perfection.jpg) Tagged: Art, Philosophy, Random, Technology, Women

37468
No.37468  [Reply]

People of this world. I present you... a 11/10 woman.

Created by morphing faces face of the following women-
Adriana Lima, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Anahi Giovanna, Angelina Jolie, and Claudia Lynx


tl;dr: 11/10 women.


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No.37653

>>37634

Mathematical Average face of Lara Croft Actresses and recent Lara Crofts in the games.


No.37654

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37654

>>37468

You know nothing


No.37733

>>37654
Please proceed to enlighten me with your knowledge , O great one!


No.40517

>>37468
looks like liv tyler, except somehow less sexy. kek


No.40548

she's gorgeous, anon



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No.39280  [Reply]

you're standing at the pearly gates waiting to be judged for your sins. before you stands god, with his ledger of every piece of information imaginable. before you are judged and sentenced to your fate, god informs you that now is the time to ask any questions you've ever had, for he has all of the answers.


whats the first question you have for god, and why?


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No.39320

>>39317
You can't sage God.


No.39378

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39378

>>39320
makes a good point :)


No.39389

>>39291
are you asking god where he was?


No.40540

Who created you?


No.40543

inb4 unlaiden swallow
inb4 battletoads



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40442
No.40442  [Reply]

Happy birthday to @Creed and myself. al-queida may have taken our sense of security, but i believe the real crime is trying to steal our birthdays


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No.40447

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40447

HAPPY URBAN AVIATION DAY!


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40448



No.40449

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No.40465

>>40449
does this confirm that vin diesel did 9/11?


No.40530

man fuck those rag heads

great heroin tho



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