File: 1411242176439.png–(0.99MB, 1359x565, 1864.png) Tagged: History, Television
>tv series you're looking forward to watch
personally i'm really looking forward to the danish mini series about the 1864 war, it'll air for the first time the 12th october
forgot to link the trailer
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Little things about you.
>Everytime I make tea or a cup of coffee, I always tend to forget about it.
I'm the exact opposite. I refuse to eat anything with condiments on it. My cheeseburger had better have fucking beef and cheese on it and nothing else.
if i can't find a matching pair of socks i put what i think is the best one on my right foot, also don't carry anything in my left pockets except coins given back from purchases.
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Fuck, I'm exactly the same.
I tend to make myself enjoy foods without condements on them, just like French schools.
I take a shit almost every day around 4:00 pm
Sometimes i pee sitting down for no reason at all
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I come back here after almost a year and there's only been 40000 posts? Come on guys.
It's slow mayne. No ssl and the ISPs gonna raep ur passwordz and accounts n stuff and things
>40000 divided by 365 gives about 109 posts a day.
I'd say it's bretty good and a lot faster than most other non-mainstream chans.
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cum at me
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>This copy is not genuine
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Prove you're the most fuckable chub
>tfw creative look away from camera
okay... this is now a CP thread
I am most fuckable. want proof? I'm not a fucking virgin like you fags.
would not bang
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Anyone else want to get into hyperboria, are you into CJDNS? There's a small distributed network in modesto that I'm a member of but really it's just for connecting a few assholes together for lan gaming and shit. I'd like to get into something bigger. Tell me your stories, show me your successes and failures, share an interest with me.
fuck cjdns. cjd is so faggy he makes tee look good.
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how dare you question our tee/tee overlord?
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Can't HIV be contracted on the shaft as well? Also why hasn't anybody thought of a small device that you could place WITHIN the penis, so that it blocks sperm from coming out? Would work so well, as well as leaving the cap exposed for pleasure. When you would take it out, expect buckets of cum to rocket out. Marvelous.
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>Friend dies from HIV
>Creates a condom that doesn't protect from HIV at all
A witty remark, made me chuckle.
OH JESUS. have you ever had your gf stick her finger up your urethra just before you cum? It feels horrible.
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Everybody wish @StrayBullet a happy fucking birthday
make sure he gets all the handsome presents he deserves
george rr fartin
king henry the eighth
king kong's dong
robert louis stevenson
abraham "fuckedergood" lincoln
the first homoerectus
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>Abraham "fuckedergood" Lincoln.
Man, after the shit I've posted, I know everyone's seen my dick.
you haven't died for a year, and you want us to congratulate you on this accomplishment?
you are a bad, bad man and you should feel bad.
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How do I write bad fanfiction?
I think that it is appropriate for me to re-request an answer to my question at this point in time
As a fanfiction writer myself, I will detail for you what makes a fanfiction bad.
1) Flawless characters with no development or personal conflicts
2)God-like characters with little or no self-control
5) SHADOW. FUCKING. MAGIC.
6) impossibly hard situations that are solved in an impossible amount of time by way of adding abilities/traits to characters arbitrarily and with little or no explanation.
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Fan fiction is most often a ploy to distract oneself of the follies of their own mundane existence. In that regard, there may be two reasons why your fan fiction sucks:
1. Your life doesn't suck as much as it should. You should fuck things up in your life so you can intensely withdraw and place yourself in whatever fucked up world you want.
2. Your life is so shitty, and you existence perceived so grim, you cannot disconnect yourself from self pity and loathing. Fan fiction, it would seem is a feckless pursuit to distract yourself from...well... your life.
I'd say the obvious answer is to get drunk and figure out which category you fit into.
What is shadow magic?
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People of this world. I present you... a 11/10 woman.
Created by morphing faces face of the following women-
Adriana Lima, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Anahi Giovanna, Angelina Jolie, and Claudia Lynx
tl;dr: 11/10 women.
Mathematical Average face of Lara Croft Actresses and recent Lara Crofts in the games.
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You know nothing
Please proceed to enlighten me with your knowledge , O great one!
looks like liv tyler, except somehow less sexy. kek
she's gorgeous, anon
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you're standing at the pearly gates waiting to be judged for your sins. before you stands god, with his ledger of every piece of information imaginable. before you are judged and sentenced to your fate, god informs you that now is the time to ask any questions you've ever had, for he has all of the answers.
whats the first question you have for god, and why?
You can't sage God.
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makes a good point :)
are you asking god where he was?
Who created you?
inb4 unlaiden swallow
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Happy birthday to @Creed and myself. al-queida may have taken our sense of security, but i believe the real crime is trying to steal our birthdays
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HAPPY URBAN AVIATION DAY!
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does this confirm that vin diesel did 9/11?
man fuck those rag heads
great heroin tho