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37969
No.37969  [Reply]

How do I write bad fanfiction?


No.37973

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37973

All fanfiction is automatically bad


No.38238

>>37973
If that's the case then, how do I write fanfiction?


No.38254

>>37973
it's like they don't know what to do with their legs but somehow never fall down, fascinating.


No.39540

>>38238
I think that it is appropriate for me to re-request an answer to my question at this point in time



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39393
No.39393  [Reply]

emma watson is 7/10 at best
i'm not saying i wouldn't fuck her
i'm just saying she's not what everyone makes her out to be.

her face is kinda weird and she has no curves


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No.39457

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39457

every one i know wants to bang this broad, i just don't see it, 7/10 at best.


No.39485

>>39415
Eeewww! She was gross as a kid. Now, she's fucking gorgeous.


No.39486

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39486

>>39415


No.39538

Hey assburglars


No.39539

>>39538
ADDburglars.



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39512
No.39512  [Reply]

1chan's new Roach-TV is coming.

Show me your ready face.


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No.39530

>>39529
Nevermind it's ready


No.39531

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39531

free cat standing by


No.39534

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No.39536

15 years old girl Has Lesbian Orgy For Hamburger and Fries–(YouTube)

39536

Hope you enjoy it. I am already finding new content to laugh it for the new upload.

Here's a hint : Only in murricah can you hear about a black chick having sex for some hamburger and fries.

Isn't murrica just the greatest country ever?


No.39537

'38 Beetles



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39321
No.39321  [Reply]

You could have prevented it.


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No.39507

>>39502
Bump.


No.39508

Will someone blurr this ?


No.39509

No.39508


No.39520

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39520

>>39508
Here you go.


No.39535

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39535

>>39520



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39504
No.39504  [Reply]

During/after a zombie apocalypse, what is left of the government makes you an offer. They want you to design a religion that will unite the remains of human civilization and rekindle the human spirit for a rebuilding of what was. In exchange, they are offering you the last 70 turkey dinners on earth.

What do, Jack?


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No.39525

>>39510

Resurrect Lenin.


No.39526

>>39510
Promise Ascension.


No.39528

>>39525
With what technology? Or are you planning to impersonate him and claim to have been resurrected?


No.39532

>>39528

Holograms, bruh. They had a Tupac hologram, why not a lord and saviour one?


No.39533

>find broken blimp
>duct tape it better
>fly around in it shouting obscenities
>"who the fuck's that?"
>god
>70 turkey dinners



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39513
No.39513  [Reply]

Post a quote that you love or that you really identify with, other's try to guess just who you are based on the quote.

I'll go first.


No.39514

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39514

For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.
Blaise Pascal


No.39527

"Next time you get a little anxiety with a girl, you know, a little intimidated, you look at her, up and down, say to yourself, women are food. Yeah, they are a reward for a man’s hard day’s work. Like a good meal. Why do we call them sugar, honey, sweetie, cupcake. Am I right? They’re our nourishment. They exist to inspire us, with those luscious lips, beautiful tits, round, smooth, creamy asses, Delicious pussies. All waiting to be tasted, licked, bitten, sucked, savored like a fine wine. You get what I’m sayin’?"

I didn't take it to heart, obviously, but I love the quote.



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39221
No.39221  [Reply]

itt: fbb bingo. if you lose you dont fap for one week.


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No.39499

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39499

>>39226
No bingo


No.39516

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No.39517

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No.39518

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No.39519

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Embed: 15 Creepiest Websites On The Internet–(YouTube) Tagged: Internet

39082
No.39082  [Reply]

Post 'em


No.39085

i don't know any, just this http://www.joyofsatan.org/


No.39296

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39296

https://blog.torproject.org/blog/five-years-exit-node-operator


No.39297

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39297

http://console-cowboys.blogspot.com/2012/01/trendnet-cameras-i-always-feel-like.html
Firstly this post requires the following song to be playing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfjwIyc-CU


No.39511

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39511

http://vanessawest.tripod.com/crimescenephotos.html



File: 1408101004829.gif–(1.09MB, 500x327, d61.gif) Tagged: Random

39426
No.39426  [Reply]

Feels-inducing images thread, along with original feel guys. Meaning, made them yourself or got it from a friend, so none of the repost everyone's seen.

Doesn't matter if they're good or bad feels, as long as they're related E-10 for emotional content.


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No.39480

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39480

This picture gives me courage


No.39487

>>39454

No way that costed any more than 2mil.


No.39495

>>39461
what is that kangaroo doing


No.39501

>>39495
what summerfags should do


No.39503

>>39501
i don't know what you're talking about, there are no summerchubs on 1chan



Embed: PINK GUY COOKS FRIED RICE AND RAPS–(YouTube) Tagged: Music

39494
No.39494  [Reply]

if you wanna roll with the frying pan,
gotta fry with the heart of a china man,
anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick.



File: 1408230118996.jpg–(20.54KB, 640x478, 11293_720441021344662_6085295299998844121_n.jpg) Tagged: Art, Stories

39488
No.39488  [Reply]

Roach vs scam tech support : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qu9OiAyAy7

There is one easter egg in the call about a 1chan member. Dare to find it?

Want moar?


No.39489

>>39488
Meh.


No.39493

53 sec in ''tee'' lost interest



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39145
No.39145  [Reply]

tfw getting fingered by an octopus


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No.39148

My gf is konpaku youmu from eastern project


No.39150

thank you don't forget to upvote and retweet on your way out


No.39155

i'm throwing up


No.39178

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39178

jet's go


No.39492

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39492

>>39146
Holy fucking shit it feels like I'm watching the Goat Worship videos on SentimentalCorp.org

Fuckin' hell now I remember why I left this place.



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